:: Captain's Log ::
...stardate 10357| [::..who the hell..::] |
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| ::[Name]:: Larah McKay |
| ::[DOB]:: 12/22/1980 |
| ::[DOD]:: 7/15/2063 |
| ::[Age]:: 23 going on 4 ½ |
| ::[Place o Birth]:: San Diego CA |
| ::[Sign]:: Capricorn |
| ::[Year]:: Monkiki |
| ::[What]:: Flonkey |
| [::..things I dig..::] |
| ::[Current List]:: John Cusack, Hugh Jackman, Steve Burns, Adrien Brody, and Pharrell Williams |
| ::[Music]:: Indie, Jazz, Hip Hop, Classic Rock and my girl Utada Hikaru |
| ::[Books]:: Atlas Shrugged, Cannery Row, HP 1 & 3 |
| ::[Movie]:: Amelie, Neverending Story, Labyrinth, 5th Element, Spirited Away |
| ::[TV Show]:: The Man Show, Ranma, Kenshin |
| ::[Artists & Who Not]:: Dali, Miyazaki, Amedeo Pace, Syd Barret, Amon Tobin |
| ::[Actors]:: John Cusack, Winona Ryder, Gregory Peck, Franka Potente |
| ::[En Particular]:: My love, My Melody, Moonstones, Domo-Kun, All things Japanese, Oscar Peterson, Vintage crap, Records, Cigarettes, The moon, Pizza Rolls, Sakuras, Springtime in Kintai, Transcendence |
| [::..If I could I would..::] |
| Fly, model model t fords (import style), move to random places with no abandon. |
| [::..recommended..::] |
| :: Me Home Page Matey [>] |
| :: Eric "Edubl" Constantino [>] |
| :: Eric's Art Nouveau Site (not like decor, but his new site) [>] |
| :: James wannabe cool site [>] |
| :: Craig's Ramblings about God knows what.. (Sike Craig!)[>] |
| :: David's (slukas) site [>] |
| :: Nellie's World[>] |
| :: Jax Chronicles[>] |
| :: Jem Corp[>] |
| :: Think Candice Think[>] |
| :: Rich n Creamy[>] |
| [::..archive..::] |
| [::..Insights..::] |
| Short term memory (if there is such a thing) is composed of 5 units, plus or minus two. Hence, to make a funny, lists have to be 4 or less, preferably 3. Any more would allow previous information to be displaced, taking away from the humor. |
:: Thursday, November 13, 2003 ::
And now, a poem...:: Sunday, November 09, 2003 ::
I had a dream last night... you were there.
I want to stab you in the fuckin throat
Your bloody stubs dripped madly to the floor,
but still you kept coming you psycho bastard.
I told you to leave me be, or else I would fuckin kill you
and I cried to be saved, but he faultered, the pussy.
Finially he came and pried you off, but not after I kept cutting off your fingers.
But still you came after me and I fuckin hate you.
I wish I didn't back away and cry to be saved.
I wish I stabbed you in your ugly eye with a rusty poker.
Too bad I can't lucid dream, or you'd be fuct up right now you ugly, sub human excuse for a person.
You are nothing but pure evil in its most tainted form (an oxymoron only you can attain)
I wasn't brave, for I cowered in your presence.
But if it was in the here and now, I'd tower over you like a succubus on her menstrual cycle: hella pissed
Too bad I can't lucid dream, or you'd be fuct up right now you ugly sub human excuse for a person.
:: Larah 12:11 PM [+] | ::
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Mushroom Mushroom
Mushrooms are the best.
:: Larah 10:12 PM [+] | ::
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