::[Artists & Who Not]:: Dali, Miyazaki, Amedeo Pace, Syd Barret, Amon Tobin
::[Actors]:: John Cusack, Winona Ryder, Gregory Peck, Franka Potente
::[En Particular]:: My love, My Melody, Moonstones, Domo-Kun, All things Japanese, Oscar Peterson, Vintage crap, Records, Cigarettes, The moon, Pizza Rolls, Sakuras, Springtime in Kintai, Transcendence
[::..If I could I would..::]
Fly, model model t fords (import style), move to random places with no abandon.
Short term memory (if there is such a thing) is composed of 5 units, plus or minus two. Hence, to make a funny, lists have to be 4 or less, preferably 3. Any more would allow previous information to be displaced, taking away from the humor.
:: Tuesday, February 04, 2003 ::
Damn You James
Okay James, I'm writing this blog just for you. It's new, it's updated, and will contain lots o nothing. There's this big hoopla over "the war on Iraq", and the "war on terrorism", and this whole north korea thing... Everyone seems to be so anti-American.. American's are anti American.. I don't get it. I could go on and on and spout my views on foriegn policy and my disdain for all this leftest commie hippie diatribe... but this particular blog is dedicated to you James. (since obviously you're the only one who reads it).
James is a friend of mine who has spikey hair and a pierced labret. He drives a ford mustang. He likes to dance and get drunk on occasion and check out scantally dressed shemales, er I mean females. James is a cool person. I like James. He came to class with me one time, and we ate brie and pesto sandwiches. James did not laugh at me when I lost 20 dollars. He likes to hang out and get pierced in PB. James likes to watch movies. He likes icecream. We watched Amelie together, and I think he cried. James is currently single, but is a mack daddy. I've seen James in a club downtown. We danced in a club downtown. He likes to write on his blog. James is a funny guy. James once told Steve and I about this funny thing he saw online, but he couldn't remember and couldn't tell us, so it was cool to know that there was this random funny thing online. Steve and I laughed cuz that was funny. James is a really cool person. If I was a gay male I think I'd try to hit on James, but I think James would just hit me. I think one day James will have a big house and a trophy wife with 3 kids, and his wife will still look model hot even though she had 3 kids. James is a really great guy. Maybe someday he will win the Olympics.