:: Captain's Log ::
...stardate 10357| [::..who the hell..::] |
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| ::[Name]:: Larah McKay |
| ::[DOB]:: 12/22/1980 |
| ::[DOD]:: 7/15/2063 |
| ::[Age]:: 23 going on 4 ½ |
| ::[Place o Birth]:: San Diego CA |
| ::[Sign]:: Capricorn |
| ::[Year]:: Monkiki |
| ::[What]:: Flonkey |
| [::..things I dig..::] |
| ::[Current List]:: John Cusack, Hugh Jackman, Steve Burns, Adrien Brody, and Pharrell Williams |
| ::[Music]:: Indie, Jazz, Hip Hop, Classic Rock and my girl Utada Hikaru |
| ::[Books]:: Atlas Shrugged, Cannery Row, HP 1 & 3 |
| ::[Movie]:: Amelie, Neverending Story, Labyrinth, 5th Element, Spirited Away |
| ::[TV Show]:: The Man Show, Ranma, Kenshin |
| ::[Artists & Who Not]:: Dali, Miyazaki, Amedeo Pace, Syd Barret, Amon Tobin |
| ::[Actors]:: John Cusack, Winona Ryder, Gregory Peck, Franka Potente |
| ::[En Particular]:: My love, My Melody, Moonstones, Domo-Kun, All things Japanese, Oscar Peterson, Vintage crap, Records, Cigarettes, The moon, Pizza Rolls, Sakuras, Springtime in Kintai, Transcendence |
| [::..If I could I would..::] |
| Fly, model model t fords (import style), move to random places with no abandon. |
| [::..recommended..::] |
| :: Me Home Page Matey [>] |
| :: Eric "Edubl" Constantino [>] |
| :: Eric's Art Nouveau Site (not like decor, but his new site) [>] |
| :: James wannabe cool site [>] |
| :: Craig's Ramblings about God knows what.. (Sike Craig!)[>] |
| :: David's (slukas) site [>] |
| :: Nellie's World[>] |
| :: Jax Chronicles[>] |
| :: Jem Corp[>] |
| :: Think Candice Think[>] |
| :: Rich n Creamy[>] |
| [::..archive..::] |
| [::..Insights..::] |
| Short term memory (if there is such a thing) is composed of 5 units, plus or minus two. Hence, to make a funny, lists have to be 4 or less, preferably 3. Any more would allow previous information to be displaced, taking away from the humor. |
:: Friday, November 22, 2002 ::
Play the Allah Damn Song
Hot DAMN I haven't written anything in hella long. That's what you get for being a model student. HAHA SIKE! Dude, I could qualify for the procrastination olympics, if there were such a thing. I would win gold, beating out the Ukraine in 5 events.
I dunno, I guess I just don't have anything interesting to say. Not that it matters, cuz like maybe 2 people come to this site, and maybe not even any now since this thing has been stagnant. So lemme give you a lil excerpt from my last essay. Oh man okay, so why did the mexican school girl get pregnant? Cuz the teacher told her to do an essay. Now that's comedy. Okay, how does a filipino use associate in a sentence? "Associate on the ground, so I had to walk around it." Okay how does a filipino use hellicopter in a sentence? "I went to the crime scene and I saw hellicopter!" (think fob accent) Now for all you SENSITIVE types, who harp on the PC, I say get over it, and learn to laugh at yourself and your fellow human beings. It is only then when we will find peace and unity. yeah okay, now I don't want to write from my recent essay. It was damn good too. SIKE! A pretentious bunch of hoey is all that crap was.
Alright this segment is over, cuz I just can't think of anything intellegent nor humorous. (except the jokes, those are great)
Page o' the day http://www.101kgb.com
:: Larah 2:56 PM [+] | ::
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