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...stardate 10357

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[::..who the hell..::]
::[Name]:: Larah McKay
::[DOB]:: 12/22/1980
::[DOD]:: 7/15/2063
::[Age]:: 23 going on 4 ½
::[Place o Birth]:: San Diego CA
::[Sign]:: Capricorn
::[Year]:: Monkiki
::[What]:: Flonkey
[::..things I dig..::]
::[Current List]:: John Cusack, Hugh Jackman, Steve Burns, Adrien Brody, and Pharrell Williams
::[Music]:: Indie, Jazz, Hip Hop, Classic Rock and my girl Utada Hikaru
::[Books]:: Atlas Shrugged, Cannery Row, HP 1 & 3
::[Movie]:: Amelie, Neverending Story, Labyrinth, 5th Element, Spirited Away
::[TV Show]:: The Man Show, Ranma, Kenshin
::[Artists & Who Not]:: Dali, Miyazaki, Amedeo Pace, Syd Barret, Amon Tobin
::[Actors]:: John Cusack, Winona Ryder, Gregory Peck, Franka Potente
::[En Particular]:: My love, My Melody, Moonstones, Domo-Kun, All things Japanese, Oscar Peterson, Vintage crap, Records, Cigarettes, The moon, Pizza Rolls, Sakuras, Springtime in Kintai, Transcendence
[::..If I could I would..::]
Fly, model model t fords (import style), move to random places with no abandon.
[::..recommended..::]
:: Me Home Page Matey [>]
:: Eric "Edubl" Constantino [>]
:: Eric's Art Nouveau Site (not like decor, but his new site) [>]
:: James wannabe cool site [>]
:: Craig's Ramblings about God knows what.. (Sike Craig!)[>]
:: David's (slukas) site [>]
:: Nellie's World[>]
:: Jax Chronicles[>]
:: Jem Corp[>]
:: Think Candice Think[>]
:: Rich n Creamy[>]
[::..archive..::]

[::..Insights..::]
Short term memory (if there is such a thing) is composed of 5 units, plus or minus two. Hence, to make a funny, lists have to be 4 or less, preferably 3. Any more would allow previous information to be displaced, taking away from the humor.

:: Thursday, November 07, 2002 ::

Captain's Log, stardate: 38572;

Well, I'm sick today, and so I'm not gonna write anything intellegible, or anything that's spelled correctly... but I don't give a fuck. Man, okay what's the deal with my dirty mouth. Oh so I awoke this morning, feeling shitty and whatnot, and I flipped on the tv browsing around, and I landed on MTV. Have you seen christina has no haira's "dirty" video? It was like a trainwreck, I couldn't stop watching. Okay, ol girl needs a dance teacher, stylist, and a shower, STAT! Sorry if you are one of the guys that just adores her, but man, what the FUCK are you thinking? Why not just go down El Cajon Blvd and find a crack whore? That is GE my friend, Good-E-Nuff.

And what the hell is the deal with 80's pop culture making its second wind? I'm gonna start investing in things that are passe' now, cuz in 10 years they are gonna come back into commission. Like beanie babies, or pokemon. God, that reminds me of my new obsessive desire to just sell random shit on ebay. Forreal man, I saw on msnbc or some shyte this dude that bought a bag made outta goat gonads. Shit dude, I can make that. I live in Alpine where there is hella roadkill everywhere. I think i mighta saw a small cougar on the freeway yesterday morn. (forreal, I couldn't tell what it was, but a small bob cat, mountain lion, etc was the closest discription.) So yeah, I can just take it's scrotum or something and make something really odd and obscure and sell it for like 200 bucks. Maybe I should sell my underwear.. like dirty underwear. I hear some freaks really like that. I'd do it if it got me a couple hundred bucks. But then again, maybe there aren't as many weirdos out there as I'd like. sigh...

And dude, non day light savings time? What is up with that!? I hate it that's its 430pm and twilight. It makes me want to gag.

Man, this is enough.. I can't think of anything cool to say, and I don't need any of you suckas to hack into my mainframe and leave the DiVinci virus.. especcially you, I'm cool elite. I know your ways...

Porn site o' the day: http://www.hardcorejunky.net
:: Larah 1:53 PM [+] | ::
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:: Wednesday, November 06, 2002 ::

Alright, today is a new day, and I am really starting to hate myself. Now before you go "awwww what's wrong baby..." lemme assure you that I'm a lazy ignorant bum. Midterm friday is gonna suck major nutsacks and I have yet to read any of the chapters, or study the lecture, or even begin to grasp the concept of ionotropic receptors or any of the neuropeptides, namely opiods. What the hell is the Nernst equation again?! Fuck man, I hella suck. I'm way to easily distracted... and the distractions don't even have to be classically intertaining ie TV, magazines, your mom, etc.. Ususally I'm consumed by an overwhelming desire to clean my bathroom, or to ponder the significance of dust, or write a letter to my aunt. See, right now, I'm writing on this stupid piece of crap bs that no one reads, when I should be reading some chapters or some shit. Well, I think that's all for right now. I really am gonna study.. no seriously... note to self: put in some o' the day crap.. like joke o' the day or boobs o' the day.. something.

Web page o' the day: http://www.realultimatepower.net because it's the greatest one of all.
:: Larah 2:14 PM [+] | ::
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:: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 ::

Okay so this is my first entry, and I think all ya'll suckas suck. I really shouldn't be messin with this bs crap right now, cuz I have a midterm on friday and a paper due tuesday, and I have done no preparation.

Well this shyte is pretty bland cuz I don't remember any html, so I have nothing cool, or pictures, or whatever crap people put on these things, but I think this is a great place to publically kvetch, and talk hella shit. I welcome your crude and rude comments, cuz whoever you are, you are a bastard. So fuck you guys and fuck you all. Alright peace, lemme figure out how to work some of this crap, and if you are fortunate, I'll be back soon. l8

ps. nah, you guys don't suck that bad...

:: Larah 8:22 PM [+] | ::
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